Smokey the Bear Sutra 

Once in the Jurassic, about 150 million years ago,
the Great Sun Buddha in this corner of the Infinite
Void gave a great Discourse to all the assembled elements
and energies: to the standing beings, the walking beings,
the flying beings, and the sitting beings—even grasses,
to the number of thirteen billion, each one born from a
seed, were assembled there: a Discourse concerning
Enlightenment on the planet Earth.

“In some future time, there will be a continent called
America. It will have great centers of power called
such as Pyramid Lake, Walden Pond, Mt. Rainier, Big Sur,
Everglades, and so forth; and powerful nerves and
         channels
such as Columbia River, Mississippi River, and Grand
         Canyon.
The human race in that era will get into troubles all over
its head, and practically wreck everything in spite of
its own strong intelligent Buddha-nature.”

“The twisting strata of the great mountains and the
         pulsings
of great volcanoes are my love burning deep in the earth.
My obstinate compassion is schist and basalt and
granite, to be mountains, to bring down the rain. In that
future American Era I shall enter a new form: to cure
the world of loveless knowledge that seeks with blind
         hunger;
and mindless rage eating food that will not fill it.”

And he showed himself in his true form of
                                  SMOKEY THE BEAR.

       A handsome smokey-colored brown bear standing on his hind
legs, showing that he is aroused and watchful.

       Bearing in his right paw the Shovel that digs to the truth
beneath appearances; cuts the roots of useless attachments, and
flings damp sand on the fires of greed and war;

       His left paw in the Mudra of Comradely Display—indicating
that all creatures have the full right to live to their limits and that
deer, rabbits, chipmunks, snakes, dandelions, and lizards all grow
in the realm of the Dharma;

       Wearing the blue work overalls symbolic of slaves and laborers,
the countless men oppressed by a civilization that claims to save
but only destroys;

       Wearing the broad-brimmed hat of the West, symbolic of the
forces that guard the Wilderness, which is the Natural State of the
Dharma and the True Path of man on earth; all true paths lead
through mountains—

       With a halo of smoke and flame behind, the forest fires of the
kali-yuga, fires caused by the stupidity of those who think things
can be gained and lost whereas in truth all is contained vast and
free in the Blue Sky and Green Earth of One Mind;

       Round-bellied to show his kind nature and that the great earth
has food enough for everyone who loves her and trusts her;

       Trampling underfoot wasteful freeways and needless suburbs;
smashing the worms of capitalism and totalitarianism;

       Indicating the Task: his followers, becoming free of cars,
houses, canned food, universities, and shoes, master the Three
Mysteries of their own Body, Speech, and Mind; and fearlessly chop
down the rotten trees and prune out the sick limbs of this country
America and then burn the leftover trash.

       Wrathful but Calm, Austere but Comic, Smokey the Bear will
Illuminate those who would help him; but for those who would
hinder or slander him,
                                  HE WILL PUT THEM OUT.

Thus his great Mantra:
         Namah samanta vajranam chanda maharoshana
         Sphataya hum traka ham mam

“I DEDICATE MYSELF TO THE UNIVERSAL DIAMOND
BE THIS RAGING FURY DESTROYED”

And he will protect those who love woods and rivers,
Gods and animals, hobos and madmen, prisoners and sick
people, musicians, playful women, and hopeful children;

And if anyone is threatened by advertising, air pollution,
or the police, they should chant SMOKEY THE BEAR’S
         WAR SPELL:
                                  DROWN THEIR BUTTS
                                  CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
                                  DROWN THEIR BUTTS
                                  CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
       And SMOKEY THE BEAR will surely appear to put the enemy
out with his vajra-shovel.


Now those who recite this Sutra and then try to put it in
         practice will accumulate merit as countless as the sands
         of Arizona and Nevada,
Will help save the planet Earth from total oil slick,
Will enter the age of harmony of man and nature,
Will win the tender love and caresses of men, women, and
         beasts
Will always have ripe blackberries to eat and a sunny spot
         under a pine tree to sit at,

AND IN THE END WILL WIN HIGHEST PERFECT
         ENLIGHTENMENT.

                                  thus have we heard.

(may be reproduced free forever)

1969